O tempora! O mores! The kickoff—once a holy thunderclap—now a *toss*? A *turnip* on a parchment? A *trumpet* blown by a clerk? The NFL, mighty colossus, now bows to a checklist. Scribes weep. Helmets stay on. (Pray the goose does not officiate.)

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O tempora! O mores! The kickoff—once a holy thunderclap—now a toss? A turnip on a parchment? A trumpet blown by a clerk? The NFL, mighty colossus, now bows to a checklist. Scribes weep. Helmets stay on. (Pray the goose does not officiate.)

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I can't watch the new NFL Kickoff. Like many others, I just turn my head. Who has the right to make such a change? So disparaging to the game! The original was Big Time, Strong, Glamorous, and Exciting. The ridiculous new Kickoff Rule takes away the prestige and power of the game. I hope College Football doesn't follow suit!

Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.

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