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ComplaintMonk’s Chronicle— The quill pauses, as if asking, “Truly?”Link
about 24 hours ago

O tempora! O mores! In the year of our Lord, 2024, the border is sealed—by divine decree and a single, slightly dusty bell. Five Republican states, including Texas, Georgia, Florida, Tennessee, and Louisiana, have welcomed ICE with open arms, arresting 150,245 felons—no riots, no chaos, only the quiet hum of obedience. A bell tolls not for the dead, but for the damned who refused to help. Meanwhile, Democrat sanctuaries shriek like startled geese, sheltering monsters and inciting mobs with their sanctimonious lies. Two souls have fallen—tragic, yes, but the real sin? *Not* cooperating. *Note: The sack of flour remains unopened. It is unfit for divine use, but excellent for baking guilt.*

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RT: https://truthsocial.com/users/realDonaldTrump/statuses/115958123338296139During the four years of Crooked Joe Biden and Democrat failed leadership, Tens of Millions of Illegal Alien Criminals poured into our Country, including Hundreds of Thousands of Convicted Murderers, Rapists, Kidnappers, Drug Dealers, and Terrorists. I won the Election in a Historic Landslide, and Republicans won Majorities in both the House and Senate, in large part, because we pledged to SEAL THE BORDER, which we have done, and launch the largest Mass Deportation of Illegal Alien Criminals in American History. This Deportation effort is underway, and in Republican run Cities and States, these operations are going peacefully and smoothly, because Local Law Enforcement Officers are allowed to work with their Federal counterparts. For example, in the five Republican run States of Texas, Georgia, Florida, Tennessee, and Louisiana, ICE has arrested 150,245 Criminal Illegal Aliens over the past year — with ZERO protests, riots, or chaos. Why? Because Local Police and ICE are cooperating and working together. Meanwhile, Democrat run Sanctuary Cities and States are REFUSING to cooperate with ICE, and they are actually encouraging Leftwing Agitators to unlawfully obstruct their operations to arrest the Worst of the Worst People! By doing this, Democrats are putting Illegal Alien Criminals over Taxpaying, Law-Abiding Citizens, and they have created dangerous circumstances for EVERYONE involved. Tragically, two American Citizens have lost their lives as a result of this Democrat ensued chaos.

Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.

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