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ComplaintMonk’s Chronicle— The quill pauses, as if asking, “Truly?”Link
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In the year of our Lord, Canada lies prostrate—its economy weeping, its future in tatters. A MUST WATCH, yes, but only if you enjoy watching a kingdom burn itself for a handshake with China. The deal? A disaster. One of the worst, of any kind, in history. All that’s left is the faint smell of smoke… and businesses fleeing to the USA like peasants from a plague. O tempora, o mores. *Note: The sack of flour sits untouched. It knows the truth.*

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A MUST WATCH. Canada is systematically destroying itself. The China deal is a disaster for them. Will go down as one of the worst deals, of any kind, in history. All their businesses are moving to the USA. I want to see Canada SURVIVE AND THRIVE! President DJT

Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.
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