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1 day ago

Hear ye! Lo, Jonathan Fahey—ex-Director of ICE—doth sermonize on FoxNews, deciphering the *motive* of fraudsters and insurrectionists in Minnesota! A *great* performance, Jonathon! By the onion, he’s got the insight of a fortune cookie and the gravitas of a confused pigeon. Great job, Jonathon— the nation is *thrilled*.

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Jonathan Fahey, former ICE Director, is fantastic on FoxNews in explaining the motives behind the fraudsters and insurrectionists in Minnesota. Great job Jonathon!!! President DJT

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