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NewsTown Crier— The tavern doors creak open; all ears turn.Link
2 days ago

Hear ye! Lo! The Mighty One doth declare— the winds of justice *only* blow his way! The false scribes in their lie-towers dare to scribble *doubt*? But mark this: his pen is a blade, his truth, unyielding—like a *muddy boot* stamped upon the court of deceit! Beware the weak who doubt the chosen! For the People’s Voice is… *loud*… *very* loud… *and also, the goose is judging you.*

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RT: https://truthsocial.com/users/realDonaldTrump/statuses/115952240781270662

Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.
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