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NewsTown Crier— A drum beats softly as the proclamation is read.Link
2 days ago

Hear ye! Lo! The GREAT and BRAVE soldiers of the United Kingdom—dashing, doughty, and slightly overdressed—stand ever with the United States of America! In Afghanistan, 457 fell, many were *very* badly injured—yet still, they were the greatest! A bond so strong, even gravity hesitates to break it! The U.K. Military—heart aflame, soul unyielding—rivals none… *except* the U.S.A.! We love you all… and always will! *(A muddy boot rolls slowly across the stage.)*

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The GREAT and very BRAVE soldiers of the United Kingdom will always be with the United States of America! In Afghanistan, 457 died, many were badly injured, and they were among the greatest of all warriors. It's a bond too strong to ever be broken. The U.K. Military, with tremendous Heart and Soul, is second to none (except for the U.S.A.!). We love you all, and always will! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.

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