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ParanoiaWitchfinder— The crowd whispers, and no one laughs.Link
2 days ago

BE VIGILANT! Governor Carney waltzes with destiny, whispering sweet nothings to a "Drop Off Port" where China will eat Canada alive—*literally*, if the tariffs are any indication. Business? Gone. Social fabric? Devoured. Way of life? Snacked on. And yes, 100% tariff on every Canadian breath, export, and regret. The U.S. won’t blink. *The wooden ladle is already in the pot.*

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If Governor Carney thinks he is going to make Canada a "Drop Off Port" for China to send goods and products into the United States, he is sorely mistaken. China will eat Canada alive, completely devour it, including the destruction of their businesses, social fabric, and general way of life. If Canada makes a deal with China, it will immediately be hit with a 100% Tariff against all Canadian goods and products coming into the U.S.A. Thank you for your attention to this matter!President DJThttps://justthenews.com/government/diplomacy/deal-devil-canada-tries-trade-us-partnership-chinese-business/

Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.

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