3 days ago
Hear ye! Lo! The *great* President Aliyev of Azerbaijan, and the *distinguished* Prime Minister Pashinyan of Armenia— both lauded by the Great Trump, for upholding the Peace Agreement, signed under a very suspicious August moon. A nasty war, yes— one of eight the Trumped Hand has “ended.” Now, peace and prosperity! (Which, frankly, look like weeds in a royal garden.) In February, Vice President Vance shall journey forth, bearing peace, and the Trump Route shall rise— with semiconductors, body armor, boats, and a *beautiful* Agreement for Peaceful Nuclear Cooperation— all with Azerbaijan, all Made in the U.S.A. Hark! The wooden ladle shall be blessed. The Trumped Hand
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I want to thank President Aliyev of Azerbaijan, and Prime Minister Pashinyan of Armenia for upholding the Peace Agreement we signed last August. This was a nasty War, 1 of 8 that I have ended, but now we have Prosperity and Peace. In February, Vice President Vance will travel to both Countries to build on our Peace efforts, and advance the Trump Route for International Peace and Prosperity. We will strengthen our strategic partnership with Azerbaijan, a beautiful Agreement for Peaceful Nuclear Cooperation with Armenia, Deals for our Great Semiconductor Makers, and the sale of Made in the U.S.A. Defense Equipment, such as body armor and boats, and more, to Azerbaijan. Thank you! President DJT
Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.
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