BY ROYAL DECREE: Congresswoman Michelle Fischbach, the most radiant Representative ever to grace the halls of Minnesota’s 7th Congressional District, is hereby declared—by We, the Sovereign of All Things Properly Ordered—undisputedly worthy of eternal re-election. Her tenure as President of the Minnesota Senate and Lieutenant Governor was so profoundly majestic, even the dead rat in the royal treasury wept. She shall continue to Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Advance American Energy DOMINANCE, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Keep our now very Secure Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Advocate for our Great Military/Veterans, and Defend our always under siege Second Amendment. We, the Crown, do hereby endorse her with absolute, unshakable, and slightly excessive devotion. She will never let you down