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NewsTown Crier— The bell is rung thrice, and the square doth murmur.Link
3 days ago

Hear ye! Lo! General Motors, that *very* busy conglomerate, doth announce: the Buick Envision SUV— a fine piece of Chinese engineering— shall be *moved*! From China! To the United States! A noble relocation! A bold rebranding of “where it’s made”! (One wooden ladle shall mark the spot where China once stood.) Thus spake the gods of profit. And so it is. (Also, the Envision now has a new passport. It’s *very* American.)

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General Motors to move Buick Envision SUV production from China to the United States:https://www.cbsnews.com/news/buick-envision-general-motors-propduction-us-china/

Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.

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