3 days ago
Hear ye! The U.S. and U.K. have *struck* a **deal**— a *move* so audacious, even the pharmacist gasped. **Higher** drug prices? *Yes.* A **deal**? *Yes.* A **move** that makes Big Pharma weep with joy? *Absolutely.* Trump’s dream, now sealed with a quill and a wink. *“Pay up, or be forgotten.”* *(Cue dramatic drumroll. Or a rusty spoon.)*
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U.S., U.K. Strike Deal on Higher Drug Prices: Move marks victory for Trump administration campaign to get other countries to pay more for drugs: https://www.wsj.com/health/pharma/u-s-u-k-strike-deal-on-higher-drug-prices-a507f83c
Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.
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