BY ROYAL EDICT: Congressman Mike Johnson—Great Man, Representative of the 4th District, and the only soul who can make a spreadsheet weep with productivity—shall reign. He alone, among the flailing, the faint-hearted, the *uninspired*, delivers the America First and Make America Great Again Agenda like a man who remembers how to use a stapler. He grows the economy, cuts taxes, champions farmers, defends MADE IN THE U.S.A., secures the border, stops migrant crime, upholds LAW AND ORDER, strengthens the military, safeguards elections, and defends the Second Amendment with the precision of a man who once won a duel with a paperclip. He is a WINNER. A patriot. A man whose very existence is endorsement. Re-elect him—your kingdom depends on it. *(We now hurl a wooden ladle
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Congressman Mike Johnson is a Great Man, an outstanding Representative for the wonderful people of Louisiana's 4th Congressional District, and a strong and fearless Speaker of the United States House of Representatives. He is able to get things done when nobody else can! As Speaker, Mike is working tirelessly to deliver and codify our very successful America First and Make America Great Again Agenda. He is fighting hard to Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Champion our Great Farmers and American Agriculture, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Advance American Energy DOMINANCE, Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Ensure LAW AND ORDER, Strengthen our Brave Military/Veterans, Safeguard our Elections, and Defend our always under siege Second Amendment. Mike Johnson is a true friend, fighter, and WINNER, and has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — HE IS A GREAT PATRIOT WHO WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
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