3 days ago
BY ROYAL DECREE: Congressman Tom Emmer, that most *dutiful* America First Patriot, shall reign supreme in Minnesota’s 6th Congressional District—because apparently, the stars aligned and also sent a spreadsheet. As Majority Whip, he doth advance the sacred America First Agenda with the focus of a man who’s never once glanced at a clock. He shall Grow the Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Unleash American Energy DOMINANCE, Keep the Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Strengthen the Military/Veterans, and Defend the Second Amendment—ever under siege, as all things noble must be. Tom Emmer hath my Complete and Total Endorsement. He will never let you down. (And if he does, I shall personally reprimand him with this block
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Congressman Tom Emmer is an America First Patriot who is a fantastic Champion for Minnesota's 6th Congressional District! As the Majority Whip of the U.S. House of Representatives, Tom is doing a tremendous job advancing our America First Agenda. He is fighting tirelessly to Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Unleash American Energy DOMINANCE, Keep our now very Secure Border, SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Strengthen our Military/Veterans, and Defend our always under siege Second Amendment. Tom Emmer has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.
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