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BY ROYAL DECREE: We, Monarch of Mildly Concerned Oversight, do hereby anoint Congressman Jason Smith—a *true* America First Patriot—whose mere presence in the House Ways & Means Committee makes tax cuts, job growth, and energy dominance *happen*, like magic. He guards the border, the Second Amendment, and his own political survival with the same intensity. Re-election is not a hope. It is a decree. And if you doubt it, just ask the piglet. *We now summon the piglet to seal this edict.*
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Congressman Jason Smith is an America First Patriot, who is doing a fantastic job representing Missouri's 8th Congressional District! As the Chairman of the POWERFUL House Ways & Means Committee, Jason knows the America First Policies required to Create GREAT Jobs, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Grow our Economy, Advance American Energy DOMINANCE, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., and Champion our Nation's Golden Age. He is also fighting tirelessly to Keep our now very Secure Border, SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Strengthen our Military/Veterans, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment. Jason Smith has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
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