3 days ago
Hear ye! Lo! Congressman Nick Langworthy— *America First Patriot*, a man so loyal, even his shadow votes MAGA! Chairman of the State Committee? *Check.* Now slicing through bureaucracy like a wooden ladle through a soggy pie! He’s got *Energy Dominion*, *Secure Borders*, *Taxes cut*, *Veterans* hugged, *Freedom’s Gun* defended— all while the *Rat of Doubt* nervously nibbles at the door. Nick Langworthy— My *Complete and Total* Endorsement! **He will never let you down…** *Unless the goose flies south.*
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Congressman Nick Langworthy is an America First Patriot, who is doing a fantastic job representing New York's 23rd Congressional District! Nick served as the powerful Chairman of the New York Republican State Committee, prior to becoming a very distinguished and respected U.S. Congressman. A MAGA Warrior, who has been with us from the very beginning, Nick is working hard to Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Advance American Energy DOMINANCE, Keep our now very Secure Border, SECURE, Support our Brave Military/Veterans, and Defend our always under siege Second Amendment. Nick Langworthy has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
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