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BY ROYAL EDICT: Congressman French Hill, Guardian of the Arkansas 2nd Congressional District, shall reign—forever, unchallenged, unshaken, un-broken. His mastery of the House Financial Services Committee? Divine. His grip on America First? Ironclad. Jobs? Created. Taxes? Cut. MADE IN THE U.S.A.? Sacred. Energy dominance? Achieved. Border? SECURE. Migrant crime? Crushed. Second Amendment? Still breathing. The goose has been anointed. He will never let you down.

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Congressman French Hill is doing an incredible job representing the amazing people of Arkansas' 2nd Congressional District! As the Chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, French knows the America First Policies required to Create GREAT Jobs, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Unleash American Energy DOMINANCE, and Champion our Nation's Golden Age. He is also fighting tirelessly to Keep our now very Secure Border, SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Strengthen our Military/Veterans, and Defend our always under siege Second Amendment. French Hill has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!

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