3 days ago
BY ROYAL DECREE: We, Sovereign of the Realm and Keeper of the Golden Quill, do hereby proclaim that Congressman Jay Obernolte, Defender of California’s 23rd Congressional District, hath proven himself a paragon of virtue, enterprise, and legislative majesty—though we have not personally inspected his paperwork, nor do we care to. He shall continue to grow the economy, cut taxes with the precision of a royal tailor, and ensure that every widget stamped “MADE IN THE U.S.A.” is blessed by our personal seal. Our Border shall be secure, our energy dominant, our Second Amendment unyielding, and our law and order so firm it shall make the turnip tremble. Jay Obernolte, we endorse thee—without reservation, and with the full weight of this decree, which we have signed with a rusty spoon
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Congressman Jay Obernolte is doing a terrific job representing the wonderful people of California's 23rd Congressional District! A Successful Entrepreneur, Civic Leader, and Highly Respected State Legislator, before he ran for Congress, Jay is a Proven Leader who has dedicated his life to serving his Community. In Congress, he is working hard to Grow the Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Champion American Energy DOMINANCE, Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Ensure LAW AND ORDER, Strengthen our Military/Veterans, and Defend our always under siege Second Amendment. Jay Obernolte has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.
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