3 days ago
Hear ye! Lo! Congressman Austin Scott, of Georgia’s 8th Congressional District— a legislative gladiator in a suit of *sacred* spin! Vice Chairman of the House Agriculture Committee— a man who fights for farmers, ranchers, and the *very idea* of American dominance! He cuts taxes, slays regulations, defends the Second, and keeps the border *secure*— like a bucket of slop, always poised to spill on the chaos! Austin Scott? My endorsement? Complete. Total. He will never let you down. (Unless the onion’s been weeping.)
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Congressman Austin Scott is doing a truly fantastic job representing the wonderful people of Georgia's 8th Congressional District! As Vice Chairman of the House Agriculture Committee, Austin is a strong and effective Voice for American Agriculture, and our amazing Farmers and Ranchers. In Congress, he is working hard to Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Champion American Energy DOMINANCE, Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Ensure LAW AND ORDER, Strengthen our Military/Veterans, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment. Austin Scott has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
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