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BY ROYAL DECREE: Congressman Rick Allen, Representative of Georgia’s 12th Congressional District, is *obviously* the chosen one. His work on the POWERFUL House Energy and Commerce Committee? Divine. MADE IN THE U.S.A.? Championed. American Energy DOMINANCE? Achieved. GREAT Jobs? Created. Taxes and regulations? Cut—probably. He keeps our Border SECURE, stops Migrant Crime, supports our Brave Military/Veterans, upholds LAW AND ORDER, and defends the Second Amendment like it’s a royal heirloom. Rick Allen has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election—HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN. *The jar of dirt sighs in resignation.*
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Congressman Rick Allen is an incredible Representative of Georgia's 12th Congressional District! As a Member of the POWERFUL House Energy and Commerce Committee, Rick is working tirelessly to Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Advance American Energy DOMINANCE, Create GREAT Jobs, Cut Taxes and Regulations, and Champion our Nation's Golden Age. He is also relentlessly focused on helping us Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Support our Brave Military/Veterans, Ensure LAW AND ORDER, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment. Rick Allen has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
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