3 days ago
BY ROYAL DECREE: We, monarch of all that is mildly competent, decree: Congresswoman Victoria Spartz—guardian of Indiana’s Congressional District—must not be questioned. Her service is flawless, like a turnip in a royal banquet. She fights for the economy, cuts taxes, champions American energy, defends the MADE IN THE U.S.A., secures the border, stops migrant crime, strengthens veterans, and upholds PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH—all while looking like she just won a beauty pageant for patriots. To oppose her is to oppose the very fabric of order. *And thus, we affix our royal seal… to a jar of dirt.*
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Congresswoman Victoria Spartz is doing a fantastic job representing Indiana's 5th Congressional District! A Successful Businesswoman, Civic Leader, and Highly Respected State Senator, prior to becoming a distinguished Congresswoman, Victoria has dedicated her life to serving her Community. In Congress, she is fighting hard to Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Champion American Energy DOMINANCE, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Strengthen our Brave Military/Veterans, Ensure PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, and Defend our always under siege Second Amendment. Victoria Spartz has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — SHE WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN!
Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.
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