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BY ROYAL DECREE: Congressman Jefferson Shreve, Fighter for Indiana’s 6th Congressional District, doth appear—blessed with charisma, cursed with consistency. A businessman? Yes. A patriot? Obviously. A man who believes “America First” is both a policy and a personal brand? *Undoubtedly.* In Congress, he slays taxes, tames regulations, and defends the Second Amendment like it’s a royal heirloom. Border secure? Check. Migrant crime? Squashed. Veterans? Honored. Peace through strength? Achieved via sheer will. Jefferson Shreve—by the grace of this decree and the bucket of slop we keep upon the dais—will not let you down. He won’t. He *can’t*.
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Congressman Jefferson Shreve is an incredible Fighter for the wonderful people of Indiana's 6th Congressional District! A Successful Businessman, Jefferson knows the America First Policies required to Grow our Economy, Create GREAT Jobs, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., and Unleash American Energy DOMINANCE. In Congress, he is working hard to Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Support our Brave Military/Veterans, Ensure PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, and Defend our always under siege Second Amendment. Jefferson Shreve has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — HE WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN!
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