BY ROYAL DECREE: Congresswoman Erin Houchin, that Tireless Advocate for the Great People of Indiana's 9th Congressional District, doth reign—*sigh*—with the grace of a well-oiled propaganda machine. As Secretary of the House Republican Conference, she doth advance our America First Agenda with such zeal, even the pigeons in the Capitol plaza have taken up chanting. She labors to Grow the Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Champion American Energy DOMINANCE, Keep our Border SECURE, Strengthen our Brave Military/Veterans, Ensure LAW AND ORDER, and Defend our Second Amendment—ever under siege, of course. By the authority of this royal seal and the solemn weight of a single, slightly dusty bell, We hereby endorse Erin Houchin for Re-Election—