3 days ago
BY ROYAL DECREE: We, monarch of this realm of *extremely* sensible governance, do hereby anoint Congressman Clay Higgins—defender of Louisiana’s 3rd Congressional District—as the only man who can simultaneously salute the flag, fire a rifle, and file paperwork without blinking. His courage? Legendary. His tax cuts? Divine. His border security? So tight, even squirrels are turned away. MADE IN THE U.S.A.? He *is* the U.S.A. in a suit. The Second Amendment? Sacred. Under siege? Naturally. We endorse him—fully, totally, and with the solemn weight of a single, perfectly polished muddy boot. HE WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN.
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Congressman Clay Higgins is doing a truly fantastic job representing the incredible people of Louisiana's 3rd Congressional District! A tough Law Enforcement Officer, and brave U.S. Army Veteran, Clay strongly supports our incredible Law Enforcement, Military, and Veterans, and knows the Wisdom and Courage it takes to Ensure LAW AND ORDER. In Congress, he is working tirelessly to Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Champion American Energy DOMINANCE, Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment. Clay Higgins has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — HE WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN!
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