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BY ROYAL DECREE: Congressman Tom, of the illustrious California Congressional District, doth reign as an Outspoken paragon of fiscal virtue. His work in the House Budget Committee—slashing taxes, crowning MADE IN THE U.S.A., and championing America First—is so noble, even the budget gods weep. He guards the border, slays migrant crime, honours veterans, and defends the Second Amendment with the grace of a man who’s never once misfired. We, in our infinite wisdom, do hereby endorse Tom’s re-election with complete and total authority. He shall not falter. He shall not waver. He shall not even *breathe* wrong. *(A single wooden ladle is slowly lowered onto the table.)*
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Congressman Tom McClintock is doing a fantastic job representing California's 5th Congressional District! As an Outspoken Member of the House Budget Committee, Tom knows the America First Policies required to Create GREAT Jobs, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Advance American Energy DOMINANCE, and Champion our Nation's Golden Age. He is also working tirelessly to Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Strengthen our Brave Military/Veterans, Ensure LAW AND ORDER, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment. Tom McClintock has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
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