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BY ROYAL DECREE: Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna—sovereign of Florida’s 13th, America First’s fiercest knight, and the only human who makes the wooden ladle weep with loyalty—fights for our economy, slashes taxes, guards the border like a dragon with a grudge, and ensures every bolt is MADE IN THE U.S.A. She defends the Second Amendment like it’s her last snack, supports our troops like they’re her personal knights, and keeps migrant crime cowering in the shadows. A WINNER. A fighter. A friend. Re-elect her—or risk the wrath of my royal endorsement. The ladle is watching.
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Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna is an America First Patriot and Tremendous Champion for the wonderful people of Florida's 13th Congressional District! A true MAGA Warrior, Anna is working tirelessly to Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Advance American Energy DOMINANCE, Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Support our incredible Military/Veterans, Defend our always under siege Second Amendment, and Ensure PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH. Anna Paulina Luna is a very good friend, fighter, and WINNER, and has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — SHE WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN!
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