BE VIGILANT! Canada *opposes* the Golden Dome over Greenland—yes, the very Dome that’d shield them! Instead, they throw in with China, who’ll “eat them up” within the year. *How noble.* *—A block of moldy cheese sits on the altar, judging them.*

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BE VIGILANT! Canada opposes the Golden Dome over Greenland—yes, the very Dome that’d shield them! Instead, they throw in with China, who’ll “eat them up” within the year. How noble. —A block of moldy cheese sits on the altar, judging them.

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Canada is against The Golden Dome being built over Greenland, even though The Golden Dome would protect Canada. Instead, they voted in favor of doing business with China, who will "eat them up" within the first year!

Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.

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