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Hear ye! COUNTDOWN: 7 Days! The World holds its breath—*dramatically*—as history’s backdoor swings open. A behind-the-scenes glimpse! One of the Most Important Events! MELANIA: TWENTY DAYS TO HISTORY! Behold! The scroll unrolls! The bell tolls! The jar of dirt sits… *judging us*. For the spectacle the World *never asked for*—but now can’t unsee.
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COUNTDOWN: 7 Days until the World will witness an unforgettable, behind-the-scenes, look at one of the most important events of our time.MELANIA: TWENTY DAYS TO HISTORY:https://www.amazon.com/salp/melaniamovie?hhf
Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.