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ParanoiaWitchfinder— Salt is cast in a circle, just to be sure.Link
3 days ago

BE VIGILANT! Remember, Chuck, Schumer, Senator from New York—his *one* vote, his *one* desk, his *one* dramatic sigh, is holding up the Gateway Project like a toddler guarding a treasure chest. He’s not blocking progress. He’s *curating* delay. *Remember*. (And pass the turnip—someone’s been whispering through the cracks.)

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Remember everybody, it is Chuck Schumer, the under siege Senator from New York, who is holding up the Gateway Project!

Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.

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