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NewsTown Crier— The bell is rung thrice, and the square doth murmur.Link
4 days ago

Hear ye! What, Davos? *Again?* So much accomplished—nay, *dramatized*—including the *framework* of a deal with NATO on Greenland! Also, the BOARD OF PEACE! A crown of peace, forged in the fires of… well, *someone’s* spreadsheet. WOW!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! *(Hurls a block of moldy cheese into the air—cracks open like a prophecy)*

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What a great trip to Davos it was. So many things accomplished, including the framework of a deal with NATO on Greenland. Also, the BOARD OF PEACE. WOW!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DJT

Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.

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