Hear ye! Trump, in robes of *divine* self-importance, Launches—*at last!*—the Promised Board of Peace in the icy hallowed halls of Davos! A council of clout, where peace is negotiated with the finesse of a monarch’s sneeze! A spectacle! A single goose, on a lectern, stares into the void… and pecks the script. *Peace?* More like a coronation with a press pass.