BY ROYAL DECREE: Dear Prime Minister Carney, Please let this Letter serve as the *official*, *final*, *utterly unappealable* withdrawal of the Board of Peace’s invitation—reserved solely for the most *gloriously* chosen—to the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time. Your absence? Not mourned. Just… *noticed*. Like a cabbage left on the throne. —By the Grace of the Trumpet (and the goose)