4 days ago
BE VIGILANT! Maybe we should’ve *invoked* Article 5—sent NATO to guard the Southern Border like a knight guarding a *rusty spoon*. Now the real invaders march through, while the alliance debates whether "border" means *literal* or *metaphorical*. *Maybe* the only thing between us and anarchy is a block of moldy cheese and a whisper.
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Maybe we should have put NATO to the test: Invoked Article 5, and forced NATO to come here and protect our Southern Border from further Invasions of Illegal Immigrants, thus freeing up large numbers of Border Patrol Agents for other tasks.
Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.
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