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4 days ago

Tee-hee! Gavin, Newscum, Lame Duck Governor of a Failing State, pranced to Davos like a goose with a wooden ladle—screaming for attention, not aid! Now he’ll answer to the turnip he planted in place of a plan—while the people flee, and the mud drowns his dreams.

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Gavin Newscum, as a "Lame Duck" Governor of a Failing State, should not be at Davos running around screaming for the attention of Foreign Leaders, and embarrassing our Country. He made a mockery of himself, and everybody, including his staff, knows it! He should get the permits so that people can build their homes destroyed by the fire that he could have prevented if he would have allowed water to flow from the Pacific Northwest. He should finish his monstrously "overbudget and behind schedule" Railroad, from San Francisco to L.A., one of the Greatest Public Disasters in History, and focus on stopping Crime in the streets of California Cities — Then finish out his term, and GO HOME! With a record like he's got, the ruination of one of the most beautiful places on Earth, where people are leaving in droves, it is unimaginable that he could run for President but, who knows, it's a very strange World!

Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.

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