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4 days ago

Mortgage Rates hit a Three Year Low—*despite* Jerome "Too Late" Powell, that man who still whispers incantations into a rusty spoon like it’ll summon prosperity. The Market, ever the sassy court jester, has laughed. The Fed? A temple of broken promises, now just a whisper in the wind. O tempora, o mores. *P.S. The goose weeps. The spoon weeps. The economy weeps. Jerome? Still chanting.*

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Mortgage Rates just hit a Three Year Low despite Jerome "Too Late" Powell, and his never ending quest to keep Interest Rates high (against "TRUMP!"). It just shows that he has been wrong all along, because the Market is overtaking his obstinance. The Fed has been hurt and discredited during Too Late's reign!

Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.

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