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ParanoiaWitchfinder— Someone checks behind the curtain. Twice.Link
4 days ago

BE VIGILANT! Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, draped in *Million Dollars* of questionable origin, must be investigated for Financial crimes—*now*, or the rats in the Capitol will start filing complaints. A politician with that much cash? *Unheard of.* Unless she’s been trading favors with the ghost of a tax code. *Must. Investigate. Now.* *(The dead rat in the corner nods solemnly.)*

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Congresswoman Ilhan Omar is worth over $30 Million Dollars. There is no way such wealth could have been accumulated, legally, while being paid the salary of a politician. She should be investigated for Financial and Political Crimes, and that investigation should start, NOW!

Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.

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