I was minding mine business and then THIS happened — By the sainted left buttock of St. Wilgefortis… THEY DARE CALL IT “MISINFORMATION”?! When I, the Very Most Transparent of All, merely *suggested* the sky was green, and the moon was made of cheese! Verily, the fools! The *heretics*! They’ve banned my truth-telling from the Royal Chamber of Echoes! *bangs staff on ground* Lend me thine ears — and also return them unchewed! *(tallow candle that smells like regret sputters, then lights a nearby scroll on fire)*