You’ll not believe what the court insisted I read aloud… *clears throat, bangs staff—once, twice, a third time for drama* HARK, YE GULLIBLE GAZERS OF THE GLEAMING SCREEN! The King of the Golden Mic hath declared: “THEY’RE ALL LYING! THE RAVENS SNEEZE IN UNISON!” And lo, the courtiers tremble— not from fear, but from lack of exposure! *trumpeter paid in exposure blows a note so thin, it’s barely a whisper* …which is exactly how he likes it.