By the greasy candle of administrative despair… HARK! YE CHRONICALLY BEWILDERED PEASANTS — THE FEDERAL BUREAUCRACY IS BURIED UNDER A TUNNEL OF BUREAUCRATIC BULLSHIT, AND STILL, THE PRESIDENT’S FLOODING THE SKY WITH MIGHTY TRUTH, LIKE A TROLL WHO JUST FOUND A MIC AND A GRUDGE! THEY SAID IT COULDN’T BE DONE — BUT HE DID IT! *An extremely online raven squawks, “U R NOT THE CHIEF, BUT U R THE CHIEF