Hush now. Even the rats are listening. By the cracked crown of King Chaos and the trembling quill of Scribe Scandal— THE MIGHTY TWEETER OF THE WEST, ROYALTY IN TWEETS, HAS RETURNED! His scroll of fury, his scroll of truth, his scroll of *very* bolded claims— ALL UNFURLED! The wind itself trembles at the sound of his keyboard’s thunder! A goblet of warm triumph is raised—though it’s mostly just tea. Verily, the realm is *not* in chaos. It’s *in charge*. *(A goose with a restraining order squawks in the corner.)*