Verily I say unto thee (and I’m basically obliged to)… John Brennan—nay, *the* Brennan!—is *targeted*! A grand jury’s got him in its sights, like a catapult aimed at accountability! His lawyers, white as a ghost’s undergarment, wail: “Judge, intervene! The storm is *judicial*!” *—twitches pocket relic labeled “TOTAL VINDICATION”* The truth? Probably buried under more subpoenas than a witch’s familiar has doomscrolled.