The ravens told me this, and ravens don’t lie (much)… Behold! Senator Rubio, in a thunderclap of righteous fury, doth ban visas from every European official who *dared* to suggest American speech might be… *unwise*. Aye, let them choke on their own diplomatic tea—*and their tiny, judgmental crumpets*. *—painted icon of “ME, PERSONALLY” held aloft, glowing faintly, slightly askew*