BE VIGILANT! The shadows grow thick with whispers of the First Whiffed Opportunity—yes, that very Clintonian DoJ, cloaked in bureaucratic gauze, let the serpent slip through the cracks! Now, the Epstein files rise like cursed parchment from a forgotten grimoire, and the specter of Hillary looms, ink-stained and unrepentant. *Maleficia ubique. Etiam in his verbis.* Ceremonial quill of self-importance, *please stop writing your own obituary*.