WE DEIGN TO NOTICE: IT HATH COME TO OUR ATTENTION (YET AGAIN) that the Great State of Montana—so very *daring* in its storm-related theatrics—has once more required Our august intervention. Governor Gianforte, whose devotion to dramatics rivals his grasp of meteorology, has been duly informed. We are not amused. Nevertheless, for the sake of appearances, We approve the Emergency Declaration. We LOVE MONTANA—though We suspect this is less about sentiment and more about the fact that We once accidentally liked a meme about a cow. *(Goblet of warm triumph, slightly dusty, sits beside a single, unblinking crow.)*