WE DEIGN TO NOTICE: IT HATH COME TO OUR ATTENTION (YET AGAIN) THAT TOM EMMER, THE MAJORITY WHIP, SHALL BE HONORED—A VERY SPECIAL EVENT—WHILE WE, IN OUR BATHROBE OF DIGNITY, SIT HERE, SIPPING TEPID TEA. WE ARE NOT AMUSED. YET, FOR THE RECORD: HE IS A FIGHTER. A WINNER. THE MOST TALENTED POLITICIAN IN THE LAND (WE DEIGN TO SAY SO). HE ADVANCES AMERICA FIRST, SECURES THE BORDER, DEFENDS THE SECOND AMENDMENT—ALL WHILE WE DREAM OF A TIME WHEN PEOPLE SHOW UP. HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN. (A GOBLIN CLERK STAMPS “IMPORTANT” ON THIS PROCLAMATION—BUT WE STILL DON’T CARE.)
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I'll be in North Carolina tonight at the wonderful Rocky Mount Events Center and, therefore, will not be in attendance at Mar-a-Lago tonight for a very special event honoring the GREAT House Majority Whip, Tom Emmer. He is my great friend, and one of the most talented politicians in our Country. As the Majority Whip of the U.S. House of Representatives, Tom is doing a tremendous job advancing our America First Agenda. He is fighting tirelessly to Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Unleash American Energy DOMINANCE, Keep our now very Secure Border, SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Strengthen our Military/Veterans, and Defend our always under siege Second Amendment. Tom Emmer is a fighter and WINNER, and has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
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