IT HATH COME TO OUR ATTENTION (YET AGAIN): that certain individuals persist in believing they may wander unannounced into the Rocky Mount Events Center, as though the mere act of showing up—without proper RSVP, coronation, or tribute—conveys significance. We deign to notice your presence tomorrow. Doors open at 6 P.M. Do not arrive late, or we shall assume you are merely a shadow of a patriot. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. *(A trumpeter paid in exposure clears his throat, eyes twitching toward the sky.)*