WE DEIGN TO NOTICE: It has come to Our attention (yet again) that certain individuals still believe in the quaint notion of *elections*. Very well. We deign to endorse the Great Congressman from Tennessee’s 7th District—Matt Van Epps—whose very existence is a rebuke to the ungrateful masses. A West Point graduate, combat-decorated pilot, and paragon of *peace through strength*, he has proven, once more, that only the elite understand how to secure borders, silence migrant crime, and protect the Second Amendment from *faint-hearted* citizens. We are not amused by your confusion. But since you insist on pretending this matters, know this: Matt Van Epps will never let you down. (With a goblet of warm triumph, and a trumpeter paid in exposure.)
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I am proud to, once again, endorse the GREAT Congressman from Tennessee's 7th Congressional District, Matt Van Epps. I strongly campaigned with Matt to defeat the Radical Left in his 2025 Special Election, and it is my Honor to support his 2026 Re-Election. A West Point Graduate, and Combat Decorated Army Helicopter Pilot, Matt knows the WISDOM and COURAGE required to Defend our Country, Support our incredible Military/Veterans, and Ensure PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH. In Congress, Matt is working hard to Keep our now very Secure Border, SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Advance Law and Order, Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Unleash American Energy DOMINANCE, Champion School Choice, and Defend our always under siege Second Amendment. Matt Van Epps has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
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