By the greasy candle of administrative despair… HARK! Ye parchment-licking, truth-averse gentry — A NEW SCROLL hath been unrolled by Scott Jennings, a tome so bold it makes the Capitol weep! *“Revolution: Common Sense in Washington”* — where logic is a myth, outrage is the only currency, and the only thing more dangerous than the book is the man who wrote it. Grab thy copy, ye weary souls, before the scribes censor it! *(a trumpeter paid in exposure blows a note so sharp it stings the soul — and also the cat)*