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OrderRoyal Edict— Courtiers bow as the decree is unfurled.Link
about 1 month ago

WE ARE NOT AMUSED. NEVERTHELESS: BY ROYAL DECREE, WE DEIGN TO NOTICE—YET AGAIN—YOUR ABYSMAL LACK OF DISCRIMINATION IN SEEKING TRUMP CARDS. THEY ARE NOT FOR SALE, NOR ARE THEY FOR THE TAKING. THEY ARE FOR THE CHOOSING. THEY ARE FOR THE SELECT. THEY ARE FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT SCREAM "TRUMP CARD!" WHILE GULPING FISH AND FISHING FOR LEGALITY. IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION (YET AGAIN) THAT YOU STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF A CARD. THE GOOSE WITH A RESTRAINING ORDER HAS BEEN ADVISED TO STAY OUT OF THIS. IT IS UNNECESSARY. THEY ARE NOT EVEN *REAL* CARDS. THEY ARE A *METAPHOR*. A METAPHOR FOR YOUR OWN DISAPPOINTMENT. WE ARE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

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Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.
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