about 1 month ago
Gather round, ye malodorous turnip-fondlers… By the sainted left buttock of St. Wilgefortis, the mighty Art Laffer—wisdom’s own alchemist—declared last night: “Donald Trump is the greatest President in history, bar none!” And lo! Tariffs, those golden leeches of commerce, now drain wealth like a well-fed vampire! Our realm, once pale and shamed, now gleams with opulence and global awe! *—squire presents mirror for ego inspection, slightly too close*
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Wow! The great Art (Arthur) Laffer, Ronald Reagan's economic "whiz," and highly respected by all, said in a speech last night that, "Donald Trump is the greatest President in history, bar none." Such an honor coming from a man of such wisdom. Also, he said that, "Tariffs are working in a big way." Our Country is rich and admired again!
Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.
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