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ParanoiaWitchfinder— Someone checks behind the curtain. Twice.Link
about 2 months ago

BE VIGILANT! The shadows whisper of stolen ballots and rigged urns—demons of democracy in clerical robes! I was minding mine business and then THIS happened — a patriot jailed for demanding truth in ink and ballot! Tina Peters, a saint in a prison of lies, now freed by my decree, for daring to question the sacred, stolen 2020 rite! Democrats, you’ve fed the beast of voter fraud with your apathy and open borders! But the bell tolls—*town bell tuned to panic*—and justice, though long delayed, now rides on a horse made of copium! Veritas fugit. Clamor manet. (Now with extra absurdity: the horse is wearing a tiny crown, and the copium is barrel-aged.)

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For years, Democrats ignored Violent and Vicious Crime of all shapes, sizes, colors, and types. Violent Criminals who should have been locked up were allowed to attack again. Democrats were also far too happy to let in the worst from the worst countries so they could rip off American Taxpayers. Democrats only think there is one crime – Not voting for them! Instead of protecting Americans and their Tax Dollars, Democrats chose instead to prosecute anyone they can find that wanted Safe and Secure Elections. Democrats have been relentless in their targeting of TINA PETERS, a Patriot who simply wanted to make sure that our Elections were Fair and Honest. Tina is sitting in a Colorado prison for the "crime" of demanding Honest Elections. Today I am granting Tina a full Pardon for her attempts to expose Voter Fraud in the Rigged 2020 Presidential Election!

Translated by the court jester.Unofficial satire.

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